New England Patriots: 5 observations from win over Bills
By Ben Porter
What’s that, Buffalo?
The last time the Patriots played in Buffalo they were introduced to a little fan base called Bills Mafia. Known for their tailgating antics, Bills Mafia has built up a reputation as the craziest fan base in all of sports.
You know how they keep that reputation up? No, it’s not the guy getting drenched with mustard in the parking lot before the game. Nope, not the drunk lads being thrown through flaming tables. Oh no, definitely not the beer being chugged out of scantily clad women’s nether regions.
Those are all great guesses. But what separates Bills fans is their lack of shame. The audacity to enter the stadium with a concealed sex toy, and then having the balls (pun intended) to throw it onto the field.
Where did he or she hide that thing when going through security? I don’t want to know.
This isn’t the first time this has happened, either. A marital aid has seen the field twice now this season, marking more time between the lines than Mike Gillislee has logged in the past four games.
Praise be to you, Bills Mafia. You know the age old saying, “if you can’t beat ‘em, get belligerently drunk and throw acrylic phalluses at ‘em!”
Did I get that saying right?